Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Merry Fear-mas

Just a quick note to say happy holidays! You may be wondering what I got you for Christmas. Well, here you go:

If you find him climbing down your chimney with a red velvet sack chock full of old Fear Street novels, just light a fire under his holly jolly ass.

*Don't forget to tune in on New Year's Eve for 2008's Best/Worst Fear Street Characters Bonanza Extravaganza! No, there won't be booze. But there WILL be copious amounts of cursing and Stine-bashing which, as statistics show, many people enjoy.*