If you find him climbing down your chimney with a red velvet sack chock full of old Fear Street novels, just light a fire under his holly jolly ass.
*Don't forget to tune in on New Year's Eve for 2008's Best/Worst Fear Street Characters Bonanza Extravaganza! No, there won't be booze. But there WILL be copious amounts of cursing and Stine-bashing which, as statistics show, many people enjoy.*