Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Fun With Google

I just recently checked out some keywords people have searched for that have led them to this blog. Some are ridiculous and some are just plain sick, man! For your reading pleasure/sickness:

1) "Richard Dawson" The survey never said Fear Street.

2) "stupid babysitter will learn to knock for next time" Damn.

3) "cute killer cat" So cute you'll just DIE!

4) "sexxxxxxy" They can only be describing one thing...molemolemole.

5) "vincent sucks" I know! What a bastard.

6) "9 year olds kissing" This is disgusting and I hate that somehow my blog is linked to that. The worst part? This isn't the only thing I found about 9 year olds. GROSS!

7) "a woman is sitting in her old shuttered house she knows that she is alone in the whole world every other thing is dead the doorbell rings." THE HORROR!

8) "baby jason voorhees" He was such a cutie. Too bad he became an insatiable killing machine.

9) These next three belong together: "big and stupid" , "big fat purple things", and "big stupid purple thing". Yo mama.

10) "cats at school" Tee hee.

11) "cheerleaders lying down in a circle with their heads together" How awful.

12) "cute cat boys kissing" What the hell?

13) "deena martinson stine" Unholy matrimony.

14) "evil santa claus knocks door let in house" Why would you let him in?! He's obviously not Santa. Otherwise he'd be stuffing his fat rump down the chimney.

15) "grimace the retarded friend" Um. Uh. Yeah...

16) "hoemwork sucks" Hang in there, kid.

17) Someone desperately needs dating advice: "first date ran out of questions" , "first date what if she refuses" , and "flirtatious reply to "glad i can make you laugh" " I know nothing about human relationships. If you, however, are asking about the green people from the planet Hibachi9, I'm full of advice.

18) "i have a cat. his name is bob bob the cat. he's emotionally disturbed and likes milk and chicken best" Bob isn't the only one who is disturbed...

19) "loudest scream ass" I'm speechless.

20) You wouldn't believe the amount of searches involving sex. I don't even wanna go there...some of these are completely SICK.

Well, there you have it. I now need a complete brain wipe to get this shit out of my head.