Sunday, January 23, 2011

Evil Deadly Santa Pie

To the damn dirty perverts who somehow continue to end up at this blog by Googling sexy children and depraved babysitters who have sex in a house full of children and animal murders:

STOP!

However, if you are one of those that ends up here by Googling "clown murders", "can the police ever call the wrong number", "best friend the movie about a girl who is killed by her so called best friends", "even though it was against my wish i got in cheerleading squad", "evil killer pie", "deadly shovel" and "evil santa clause"...well, you are my people and you are always welcome here.

By the way, what the hell is a "fear street apple face"?

10 comments:

  1. BAHAHAHA!! I need to start reading your posts when I wake up in the morning. I know they'd start my day off right!

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  2. hahahahahahaha Fear Street Apple Face. That is awesome and I don't know why.

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  3. I've been getting the worst searches ever since I posted about that movie, "Teeth," the one about the girl with vagina dentata. They're all "teenage girl vagina."
    Some of my funnier search results are, "wish you into the cornfield," "clown statue killer," "leslie nielson golden girls," and "what is scarina in chicken."

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  4. Oh, and I wonder if the apple face search was looking for your post that mentioned soggy apple jaws.

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  5. I get people finding my blog by searching for "girls wearing nothing." Dude, just type "porn" into Google.

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  6. Hold up. Is this a house full of children and animal murders, or are the animal murders a separate thing? This is a vital question.

    ...Evil killer pie? Hell, I'll Google that myself.

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  7. Is a fear street apple face anything like a jersey shore butter face?

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  8. Will you ever review "Trapped"?

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  9. Also, no V-Day love post to Stine?! I'm shocked!

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