Isn't that title Christmas-y? Doesn't it just make your rattling bones glow with that holiday spirit? Yeah, me neither. I just stopped by to explain my absence...it seems as if I do this often. And I am sorry. But I do have a legitimate excuse: I have no farking computer!! It...it just fried like a runny egg monster from Mars (REFERENCE!). HP has shoved a broomstick up my ass on this one. And we all know Santa is an unreliable fat slob so I probably won't be getting one for Christmas. But I'll be back again soon...somehow. You'll never get rid of me! *cough* Happy Holidays, everyone.