Best. Cover. Ever.

This is the best cover of any Fear Street book I have ever seen.

That is a vampire carousel horse. How did I never find this before? It's truly a vision of beauty that the Internet clearly does not appreciate because I couldn't find a better photo. Of course the cover with the half naked chick on it is EVERYWHERE.

What the hell does she have that a vampire carousel horse doesn't? (Don't you DARE say boobs, dammit!)

It's been a while since I reviewed this one, but I'm pretty sure I hated it...

Sometimes They Come Back...

Dude! Point Horror has returned from the grave! As further proof that I am a nerdy loser, I nearly wet myself when I realized there would be new Point Horror releases in the coming months. In case you have forgotten the majesty that is Point Horror, here are a few of their elderly gems:

Such delicious cheese. And here are a few of the new releases:

Classy new design, but they still kept the cheesy tag lines, only updated for this newfangled Internet generation. My favorite has got to be "Lacey has changed her status to deceased."

Seriously, I love Point Horror. After I FINALLY post Trapped, I think I need to do some Point Horror reviews (the old books, of course) in honor of Point Horror's resurrection.

HOLY SHIT IT'S POINT HORROR!!!

P.S. I just bought a copy of R.L. Stine's newest novel Red Rain. I cannot wait to read and review this one. Should be...interesting.

Have Yourself A Fear-y Little Christmas

Isn't that title Christmas-y? Doesn't it just make your rattling bones glow with that holiday spirit? Yeah, me neither. I just stopped by to explain my absence...it seems as if I do this often. And I am sorry. But I do have a legitimate excuse: I have no farking computer!! It...it just fried like a runny egg monster from Mars (REFERENCE!). HP has shoved a broomstick up my ass on this one. And we all know Santa is an unreliable fat slob so I probably won't be getting one for Christmas. But I'll be back again soon...somehow. You'll never get rid of me! *cough* Happy Holidays, everyone.

The Darkest Night of the Year